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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 5 months ago

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...Turns out gay sex actually was the solution.

(This is basically a redraw, come read the real deal over at Tiger Tiger)

#tiger tiger #jamis arlesi #arno #I like to think Arno meant that as an inside thought but it came out as an outside thought. He's rolling with it though.#He did cause a Catastrophic Yaoi event though.#Jamis my beloved. You have the heart of a maiden. The body of an Ox. The brain of a loyal dog.#This is a guy who's okay being attracted to another man but *NOT* aware he's in love or that he's bisexual.#We love him for this. My god. This man is crafted so perfectly. I need you all to at least give Tigers a chance for *him*.#I'm tricking you a little bit because you will actually also fall for Ludo and Luck and Remy and Honeyfoot and-#okay you get the point. There are so many amazing characters in this comic.#I just.. my joke comic of 'gay sex is the solution' feels so ominous now knowing a few weeks later that was going to be canon.#I feel like a jester and a prophet. I don't know if I should tell anymore jokes in fear of what I may predict.#I am putting my hands together for Ludo to get a good smooch in with [redacted] in dragon form.#Also predicting something very spooky is going to go down with the diving bell. We shall see!

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benevolenterrancy · 4 months ago

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Scholarly peak is catching up on recent literature

#bingqiu #shen qingqiu #luo binghe #svsss #sqq #lbh #my art #which is honestly just to say that i've finished the other two print books i was reading #and am now prepared to leap feet first into svsss bk4 #i succeeded in holding off for an entire two weeks. i have the conviction of a wet paper towel.#lets see bk4 was described as - what? - an ''angst and smut pile''??#i am very much looking forward to this #i was promised a story with my snake boy #because i am very much not over zhuzhi-lang's fate so this had better be A REALLY NICE HAPPY ONE FOLKS #anyway have sqq and lbh cuddling and reading as i project on them #i like to assume that as time goes on sqq is able to relax his persona a bit more around lbh #i think he should get to cuddle and bitch about shitty novels #but man sqh is really the ONLY source of any books that have an even slightly modern cadence/style i have a feeling sqq would be very keen #though if i'm being honest i really wonder if sqh could ever bring himself to write fiction again #if you're A Writer it tends to be hard to RESIST you just get an itch to tell a story #but also like... the fear that all of this could happen again... or that the characters you're creating might be REAL and SUFFERING...#yeah... i honestly suspect he can't write anymore and that it honestly probably sucks a lot... but for the sake of this joke he is :P

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answermywearyquery · 6 months ago

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great 😳 + dr. tyme's large equipment 😏

#4 minutes #4 minutes the series #greattyme #great x tyme #tymegreat #tyme x great #needles tw #bible wichapas #jes jespipat #guys. i know he might just have a fear of needles.#but tyme was literally standing between his legs. and great was looking up at him with his best *be gentle mr doctor sir * eyes and pouting #so yes. im sorry for who i am as a person and for this p*nis joke.#also these gifs are long as fuck. but these scenes were sooo good.#im somewhat insane as you can see.#loan.blr #loan.gif #loan.4mins

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peachphernalia · 4 months ago

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yeaup . have i mentioned i like soul & whole a lot

#made a joke of it but really it was an excuse to draw soul & whole hugging #debated with myself about posting this due to Fear #but i am going to draw them More . so if i can’t get over this then it’s the end for me really #peachphernaliart #chonny jash #chonnys charming chaos compendium #cccc #cccc soul #cj soul #cccc whole #cj whole #cccc heart #cj heart #cccc mind #cj mind #kaleidoscopes

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pixlatedvampire · 8 months ago

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Someone come help me kill my ghoul and skeleton so I can have Ragnvaldr and Cahara in my party

#fear and hunger #enki ankarian #ragnavaldr #cahara #enki #funger #digital art #csp #pixel art #my art #I’m 100% certain that any jokes I make have already been made b4 but I don’t care ☺️🌸#you’ll see it agin lmao #really in love w these dither brushes rn #feel free to tell me if u think I’m going overboard tho lol I’m a all or nothing kind of guy #actually now I’m thinking about trying a lineless dither only drawing..that could look cool..I dont know Im good enough at rendering tho hm #anyway I didn’t know you couldn’t swap party members so now I’m just ambling along w my ghoulish and skele wistfully glancing at rag lmao #as soon as one of them dies I’m running back to him #but so far I’m the only one of the party dying ajksdnalj #the ghoul keeps getting me poisoned too smh 😒#also WHY are these men so naked and shredded!!! my muscle knowledge is not good enough for this… I had to look up so many refs lol #enkivaldr #i am putting this in ship tag actually thanks

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to-illustrate-the-stars · 3 months ago

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happy birthday to the cat lover ever of all time... my worstie matoba seiji 🐈‍⬛🐈

#natsume yuujinchou #hexfest2k24 #matoba seiji #natomato #natori shuuichi #natsume's book of friends #matonato #its been 4000000 years since i did anything for a fan event but i need to pay my natomato taxes .#theyve been living rent free in my brain since i reread natsuyuu last last year..? i forget. they just make me crazy #this is also my offering for natori's bday because although he is one of my favorite characters ever of all time #i fear i do not have the time to drop several hours on another full illust........#so i hope my favoritism is clear in how lovingly i have drawn him instead <3 #i wanted to do a season theme bc i have a shitty summer joke to post maybe tomorrow but idk if i can cook up stuff for the other two seasons #in time.... its okay... this is enough for my taxes considering ive never drawn them properly before #my bestie who loves matoba is always genuinely so sad abt how his love for cats is unrequited but personally its one of my favorite things #get humbled idiot...(with love) (with affection) (i say as i retweet every single art of him on twt for his bday this year)#haha matoba has zero cats but i have two at home!!!!!!!!!#im sooo excited for next week's volume release i am so so normal. im normal

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brawlmetaknight · 1 year ago

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translated a new chapter of dedede de pupupu na monogatari (also known as kirby manga mania) by hirokazu hikawa! meta knight appearances are a rare treat in this manga, but i always absolutely love hikawa's take on him. a cool, popular DORK.

#text #meta knight #disclaimer: i am no professional at this i just do it for fun and knowledge. the power of neurodiversity compels me #i will say i don't really understand the variety show joke #i know バラエティ is/are basically japanese game shows but i don't know what balloons particularly have to do with it lol #also when mk says kirby's ghost trick scared him the most - he used the word 'obake' which is like a shapeshifting yokai (ghost/demon/etc)#which makes this the second time mk has expressed fear of ghosts in a kirby gag manga

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grimm-the-tiger · 2 months ago

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Diversity win! The mercenary who stole your shit is bisexual!

#i'm not the only person who's made this joke am i #fear and hunger #cahara #funger

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baalzebufo · 7 months ago

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yearly random gideon event is now occuring

he may have only gotten like a one-sentence mention in the book of bill but that doesnt stop its release from making me remember my favourite worst child

#yeah these are just doodles i try to post more finished stuff generally but. i had to random gideon event #alloyart #gideon gleeful #gravity falls #if gideon has 100 fans i am part of the crowd if gideon has one fan i stand alone if gideon has no fans i am gone from this earth #jokes aside I still think hes such a fun character with SO much potential that i think the wider fandom sometimes ignores #ive got so much hypothetical writing about gids his motivations his fears in my notes apps like you wouldnt believe lol #but this is not the time nor place. this is a time for low-effort doodles

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goldkirk · 6 months ago

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hey this isn’t aimed at anyone in particular but I’m saying it for the record here: if I tell you no, please stop messaging me about fundraisers and mutual aid.

I get enough messages that it’s impossible for me to keep up without devoting at least half an hour each day, when I’m not even on tumblr that long most days. Me having a boundary about this isn’t a moral failing, it’s a lifeboat for me on my own blog.

In my personal life I’m already advocating and donating literally as much as I can spare. This is not me not caring, it’s just me not willing to interact with that on the one place I go online to not interact with irl news and world events for the most part.

I cannot be upset all the time. I cannot be upset everywhere. I cannot use all my emotional and mental energy fielding my own upset from ongoing events. My options are to hold boundaries about this or stop coming online at all.

I’m all for sharing information and signal boosting to reasonable extents, but the scale of it this year is so large and so enduring that it is literally not possible to for me to participate on every account I have. I’ve previously shared links to Gaza eSIM donations and a major hub of verified Go Fund Mes here and elsewhere online. We, the online humans, know how to look those things up ourselves by now. There are many, many people choosing to do advocacy work, and right now, I can’t be one of them.

If you’re extremely upset when I tell you I can’t share/donate right now about a Gaza family or personal fundraiser you ask me to share here, just unfollow and block me. That’s what those buttons are for. Protect your own emotions and energy and get me off your feed instead of staying upset and continuing to engage with online people or content that upsets you.

Please don’t send repeated angry messages based on manufactured purity politics and moral outrage into my messages and inbox when I exercise the right to run my own blog.

#and on that note #I also think some people need to sit down and ask themselves #if their old end times anxieties and fears and preparations and word spreading #haven’t filtered straight into a new non religious end of society and end of modern world order anxiety that they’re pushing on other peopl #even if it is the end times #you cannot change that by beating your own anxieties into other people’s heads #people can care MORE when they are GIVEN ROOM TO BREATHE #first rule of sustainable activism is you can’t do it constantly and you can’t push it on people constantly #you have to pace it and you have have have have HAVE to play long games #short term activism burns you out and if it leads to full despair from burnout it can get you killed via depression #it’s not a joke #there’s a reason your elders have books and community lore about healthy activism even in times of crisis #they lived it. they learned from it. learn from them.#spend your time doing things that can make real impacts.#do little things online but unless you’re an actual information hub you shouldn’t be posting constantly about it #people won’t even want to follow you anymore eventually because that’s not why they followed you #and then you have no audience for your important message anyway.#I know this. I learned it myself on other accounts.#please. stop. harassing me.#how is harassing me going to make me MORE willing to change my mind and post? just because you demanded it?#I am an autonomous person #this is my ONE curated space on the website #you have a multitude of tags and other users #don’t waste energy on a person who already told you no. let’s call that activism rule number two #spend your energy where it’s not likely to be wasted #you’re needed for a long haul #act like it 😭#and stop spamming me 😭#hey little star whatcha gonna queue?

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dazais-guardian-angel · 3 months ago

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Asagiri and Harukawa could not have delivered a scarier Halloween chapter if they tried because what the fuck was this—

#bungou stray dogs #bsd 120 #bsd spoilers #bro i was already chuckling nervously with Fyodor so casually breaking the fourth wall and HOLDING THE PANEL IN HIS HAND #while essentially referencing BOOK CHARACTERS AND THE READERS (LOOKING RIGHT AT US!!!!!)#AND THEN SEEING THE TITLE OF THE CHAPTER BE /AN ACTUAL PANEL/ AND THE LAST PANEL NO LESS #MAKING ME FUCKING SCROLL BACK TO THE START ONLY TO REALIZE THE TITLE NEVER ACTUALLY SHOWED UP AT THE START LIKE NORMAL #when i tell you that put the fear of god in me. oh my god. ohm y god-#legit shivers down my spine. looking out my window...... fyodor if you're there..........#thanks asagiri i didn't need an existential crisis tonight it's fine!!! hahaha i'm good!!!! *SCREAMS*#bros we are literally on the cusp of this shit going full bore meta i'm not even joking anymore. asagiri is COOKING and i am SCARED!!!!!!#in a good way but still!!!!! aaaaAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH #what else. oh yeah akutagawa died again ig lol that happened.

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mazojo · 8 months ago

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He is so cringe fail I love him

#this one I like this one !!!!! the cringe fail loser type!!!! (also he reminds me of Chifuyu look wise and me thinks pookie)#haha I am bored and succumbed to downloading it haha I hope this doesn’t consume my every waking thought ahaa #more thoughts to come fellas !!#also can yall guess who her predictable ass chose at the start? bet yall can’t guess!!!! 🤪🤪🤪#when I officially meet rui it’s over for yall I fear #jokes on everyone because I like my men silly and sad😌#green haired boy was also beat I almost chose him too and I love him so far #also professor Nicholas hiiii 🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️ looking respectfully for a friend of a friend of a friend #tokyo debunker #kaito

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chappellrroan · 1 month ago

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this year has been so so awful & cruel

#i wish this was some haha joke but no genuinely it's been bad #from genocide to governments to some of the most horrifying cases to the fucking pollution here #i dont want to sound like i'm fear mongering or nihilistic but i am looking at the jeju crash news & god when does it end

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butchsaint · 6 months ago

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so thankful to my favorite jared harris tv shows for giving me my two most irrational yet ever-present fears: ♥️ scurvy and radiation poisoning ♥️

#i am not joking when i say these are my most real fears #and the least likely things to happen to me #don’t know if that’s good or bad #chernobyl #hbo chernobyl #the terror

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sometimeswritingsometimesdying · 1 month ago

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silly little sketch about pining and movies. i have many headcanons about these two and i can't keep them to myself anymore. so to me they're heavy movie nerds and know cult classics like the back of their hands (rocky horror was harvard's gay awakening/aiden is a kill bill stan/don't ask them their opinions about heathers/ect ect)

the switchup ten minutes later under the cut

#i just think there's a lot of pining and staring and fantasizing beneath the tv lights in that room #fence comic #harvard lee #aiden kane #haiden #its concerning that i can draw the kings row emblem by memory now #'i need him so bad' for jokes but really hes just screaming in there. basically #if you enjoy this idea fear not for i. may have several pages of fanfic already written about their relationship and movies #and it will see the light of day. maybe. at some point. perhaps #still working that one out #ok i should be studying why am i here #nart

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notachair · 10 months ago

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Since atla is again having an extra surge of popularity, I'm shooting my shot:

[ID: (Rest of image description in alt). At the bottom of the image sits the text: "Zuko: Okay. Well, I can't remember how it starts, but the punchline is "leaf me alone, I'm bushed."" ID end].

Did we ever find out what the setup for this joke was? I feel kinda haunted by it. If not- anyone wanna make their best or worst guesses?

edit: I now know what "I'm bushed" mean, but go ahead anyway 👍

haunted thoughts in tags ↓

#atla #the way I was early out for this next surge in popularity 🤗 I was in a different phase by 2020 #it's not like it haunts me day and night but it does bother me thinking back on it. please tell me I'm not the only one 🧍‍♂️#I'll have to reblog the 'closure is a myth' post jk #what kind... of joke is it? leaf pun on leave i get. I'm bushed however I dont get. it implies the punchline sayer is a bush at least I #think. but what prompts the 'i am bushed' I dont get. is it not contextual? is it a phrase ive not connected like 'leaf me alone'?#is there anotger layer between leaf and bush? again what kind of joke (social:joke purpose. what is funny? only pun?) + (in-joke set up)?#is it about the kind of bush it is? is it between two plants? the plant & someone picking on the plant like a teamaker collecting?#is it about a plant that has grown into bush and thus (somethingsomething)?? is it not a plant at all? other elements? iroh *what*.#if the creators actually had a setup in mind- I fear it will be lame. but yet I am haunted #it must have cracked someone up for him to try relay it. (set in term of endearment here) 🧍‍♂️👈 *poking him*#either way. me �� zuko @ being bad at remembering & relaying jokes 😁👍#at least in that instance anyway #I mainly stick to irony & sarcasm. running along with an mistaken assumption or replying w something silly & blowing it out of proportions.#puns if I'm lucky. ect. fun when I can reference it later tho I try not to overdo it. not like I'll likely remember it for too long anyway #now to lay in wajt see if anything happens....#avatar the last airbender #zuko #atla zuko #a:tla #my rambles #its lie and not lay is it not.....

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